The Real GM - Avatar Pantheon

First let’s start with the reasons for this blog, after all I don’t read anyone else’s and it seems rather conceited to believe that anyone would have the remotest interest in mine.

As Administrator of the Guild Forum, and a parent, it’s important to me that a small element of mystery is removed from the face behind the GM and the voice on Ventrilo - you know, alleviate any concerns you or your parents might have that I’m some balding, middle-aged weirdo sharking on the internet. Of course I've nothing against middle-aged bald people, that would be prejudice, but I do stop slightly short of being a weirdo.

I’m told the trick to making the perfect blog is not to make it read like a lonely hearts advert, so let’s start with I’m 43 years old (a mere teenager in Dwarven years), married (to Minky for 24 years), have a 23 year old daughter (Niphe), a 20 year old son (Norivar) and ride a Kawasaki ZZR600 (Epic Mount).

I test software for a living and enjoy my job enough to compete with playing WoW; ensuring I eat, sleep and pay my bills (well ok I don’t sleep that much). I’m labelled in England as an ‘army brat’ because my father was in the army and I don’t actually come from anywhere in particular. As my job requires me to live away from the family on various software projects I'm currently in my 27th home in London. This may seem a particularly boring fact but it's fundamental to the Guild’s philosophy; friendship and acceptance. I wanted to be in a Guild where any race, gender, religion, sexual orientation, favourite colour etc was accepted; where every new player in the Guild was viewed as a potential friend for life. That's how I live in real life as there is little time to establish friendships when you move every few months.

Although I only read my horoscope when I am seriously bored and in need of amusement (very rarely), I admit to being the typical Cancerian. Of course combine this emotional and watery sign with being a female and I’m sure you’ll understand why I tend to cry every time someone leaves the Guild – yeah I know, edging toward weirdo status. Most people of my generation delight in reminding me that World of Warcraft is a fantasy world and I dedicate too little of my time to the real world, but in truth I actually dedicate little time to either.

Our Guild merges the two worlds by having real friends in a fantasy world; for me there’s no such thing as Reality

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